Signature Backup [Repost]

Posted Mar 22, 2006

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This post was translated from Chinese by AI. The original post is available here.

Saw someone’s signature and thought it was funny, so I’m keeping a backup on my blog.

It must have been written by a programmer, haha. Programmers are truly brilliant and lovely people.

Due to poor company performance, I have been laid off. Now seeking a second career. Interested parties please contact me. I undertake the following services: manual labor搬运, loading/unloading, lathe work, fitting, welding, plumbing, electrical, bricklaying, wall construction, sand screening, painting, drain unclogging, tile installation, interior decoration, VB, C++, .NET, C#, Java, J2EE, J2ME, PHP, ASP, Delphi, assembly, PC & mobile game development, network maintenance, 3D modeling, photo coloring, graphic design, architectural renderings, Flash animation, hardware design, microcontroller development, CET-4/6 exam impersonation, document forgery, illegal firearms, unlicensed vehicles, assassination, money laundering, debt collection, double eyelid surgery, ghostwriting elementary school summer homework, bullying other kids on behalf of elementary school students (ages 5-10 only).

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